Having a standing desk at work has done wonders for my air-guitaring….. 😎🎸🎶 (at The Doctors)
Having a standing desk at work has done wonders for my air-guitaring….. 😎🎸🎶 (at The Doctors)
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My god, it even has a watermark.
What the FUCK, Apple?
What the fuck is wrong with this fucking cocksucker piece-of-shit computer?
I ask you:
What. The. FUCK. Apple.
Jesus fuck, you fuckstained fanboy retards—what the fuck is your DAMAGE?
Seriously. How can you do this to a fella?
I innocently go out and invest my hard-earned fake internet money in the cheapest Mac Pro available—in 2006; I leave it hobbled and way under-powered with its original couple gigs of RAM; I constantly cram its four (4) internal and three (3) external (commodity-class/69-dollar/5200RPM) drives to within a precious few gigs of capacity; I never bother to do a friendly
fsck -fy(or run a precautionary Onyx.app session) unless something’s totally blown up; I have one (1) FireWire 800 device, two (2) FireWire 400 devices, and fourteen (14) USB 2 devices attached or mounted; I’m running two fucktastically giant Dell monitors; I’m running programs, prefpanes, kexts, StartupItems and who knows what other shit cobbled together in various mixes of Cocoa, Carbon, Classic, Java, Python, Perl, PHP, and more; my bash profile looks like a capuchin monkey vomited some colons and equal signs into a 10-year-old Guatemalan boy’s ESL dictionary; I’ve added a metric shit-ton of homemade “scripts” to my startup folder, mylaunchdagents, and only Jesus, Daddy, or the Spook knows where else; I have Hazel, Launchbar, Automator, MobileMe, BusyCal, Dropbox, Time Machine, and who knows what else performing an impossible, ongoing, and fiendishly-automated Stravinsky concert in the background ALL THE TIME…Plus, I have only thirty applications open.
Is that literally all it takes for me to notice my computer slowing down just a little, tiny bit? Really? That is IT? That?
Again.
What. The. FUCK. Apple.
I’m done with this shit.
Here I come, Ubuntu 11.01 (Naughty Nurse). You’ll be impossible to break.
Right?